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The Docket #1: Alaska on a Four-Day Clock, California's 20,000 Ballots, a Third Comey Charge With No Grand Jury, and a Ruling That Comey's Daughter Was Fired Unlawfully

Jared Kushner Has Raised $6.16 Billion From the Governments He Negotiates With, Lost a Hotel to a Forgery, and Set Off a Revolution Over a Flamingo Lagoon. Hunter Biden Was Pardoned for so Much Less.

Three Leaders in Trump's Orbit Lost Elections This Year. Orbán Conceded That Night, Vučić Before the Count Was Done, and the Bolsonaro Heir Is Suing to Annul. Israel Votes Tomorrow.

Kill Notes #11: Hitler the Socialist, the Deposition He Isn't Avoiding, the Fraudulent Schoolteacher, the Starlink He Put Back, and the Bank Hacks That Weren't

John Asked Who Can Legally Remove or Restrain the President. He's Right That It's Two Bodies. Here Is What Each One Did Every Time It Was Asked.

The Justice Department Asked a Court Not to Certify an Alaska Senate Seat. Its Only Authority Is a Sentence Quoted With Its First Six Words Cut.

Elon Musk Has Put $443 Million Into This Election and Promised to "Come For" Anyone Who Investigates Him. Here Is What the Investigation Would Find.

The Reporting Stays Free. The Question Is Whether It Keeps Getting Made.

He Sues. They Ask to Put Him Under Oath. He Discovers a Matter of National Importance. Twenty Years of the Same Calendar, With the Dates.

The President Waved to an Empty Lawn on Monday. Here Is Everything Else He Did in Three Weeks, in Order, and What Trump’s Party Has Said About It.

If the Starshield Cap Is Still On Through Election Day, Here Is What Happens to Ukraine, Musk and the President, in the Order It Happens

On Sunday the President Told Israel Whom to Elect, Told Ukraine Its Oceans Are Gone, and Closed a Golf Course a Federal Judge Is Still Hearing Arguments About

Kill Notes #10: The Starlink Switch, the Repealed Sanctions, the Tiger Montage, the Punch That Wasn't Photographed, and the Maricopa Apology

Makiara Asked Me to Name One CIA Director Who Wasn't Neck Deep in Illegality. Here's the List, and Where Brennan Sits on It.

The Cylons Were a Defense Contract. Two Weeks Ago the Pentagon Signed One.

The Iran War Was Supposed to Take Five Weeks. Here Is the Full Bill at Day 230, in One Place.

John Brennan Walks Into a Fort Pierce Grand Jury Room Tomorrow. The Man Who Put Him There Quit the Day the Subpoena Was Served.

The Judge Found the Money. It Left Customs and Border Protection at 6:15 on a Friday Night and Was Approved by 7:50.

Katie Zacharia Says She Is a Lawyer. Fifty-One Bar Associations Have Not Heard of Her.

If Republicans Keep Both Chambers, Here Is What Happens to Trump and the Democrats, in the Order It Happens

The Oldest Artwork in the Americas Survived 6,500 Years. Then It Met a Border Wall Contractor.

The DOJ Says Five Networks Formed an Illegal Cartel. The Product Was Pointing a Camera at Trump.

Who Knew About Katie Zacharia, and Why Did They Only Bet $19?

Kill Notes #09: Nuke Los Angeles, the Wrong Arena, Whatever He Wants, the Lifelong Vegan, and the Golden Throne

He Says the Only News That Matters Is at the Gas Pump. He Already Told You How to Reach Him.

An AI Admitted It Can't See the Classified UFO Record. Neither Can You.

Trump Says He Could Have Done "Very Bad Things" to Obama, Clinton and Biden. Here Is What He Did Do.

Trump Put It in Writing: The Iran War Waits Until After You Vote

If Democrats Take Only the House, Here Is What Happens to Trump and the Republicans, in the Order It Happens

The Rules for Holding AI Companies Accountable Already Exist. Washington Chose Not to Use Them. Let Me Explain.

Howard Lutnick Said He Cut Off Jeffrey Epstein in 2005. The Files Run Through 2018.

Every Sign That Republicans Are Headed for a Bloodbath in November, as Supplied by Republicans

If Democrats Take Both Chambers, Here Is What Happens to Trump and the Republicans, in the Order It Happens

Trump Said "Let Them Take Out Los Angeles. Let Them Take Out San Diego." The Crowd Cheered.

Heating Oil Is Up 77 Percent in Maine. The Federal Office That Sends Heating Aid Was Fired Eighteen Months Ago.

Eric Schmitt Is Never Wrong

Send Me the Question You Keep Losing the Argument Over

Kill Notes #08: No Fatties, Troops at the Polls, Nixon Was Framed, the Little Things, and Canada's Election Plot

White House People Doing Stupid Shit

Twenty-Nine Thousand Jobs, a Rate Hike From His Own Fed Chair, and a 26 Percent Economic Approval. Five Weeks Out, the Numbers Agree.

A Reader Asked How the Country Is Weaker. Here Is the Answer, Agency by Agency.

The Pentagon Deleted One Checkbox From the Overseas Voter Form. It Was the Box 11,590 Americans Needed.

Trump Said the Iran War Would Take Four to Five Weeks. The Largest Buildup Since 2003 Is Timed to Arrive After the Election.

The Big List of Coveted National Relics That Trump Has Destroyed Because He's a Stupid Fuck

Pete Hegseth Fires Generals

Donald Trump Renames Things

Iran's Revolutionary Guard Wrote a Letter to American Voters Yesterday. The Offices That Answered Iran in 2024 No Longer Exist.

The FBI Warned the Country About ShinyHunters in May. In September, ShinyHunters Walked Out With the Bureau's Personnel Files.

Facebook Knows I'm 58 and Married. It Shows Me Creepy Thirst Traps Anyway. So I Went and Looked at What It's Actually For.

The U.S. Government Bought NFL Airtime for a Trump Campaign Speech From 2023. The Ad Says So on Screen.

Democrats Are Polling Like 2018. Here Is Everything Standing Between That Number and a Wave.

Kill Notes #07: The Voter Purge, the All-Time Low, the Humiliation at the White House, and the Word "China"

China's EV Advantage Is Real, Mostly Earned, and Aimed at a Different Target Than Washington Is Guarding

Donald Trump Threw a State Dinner for the Man Whose Government Helped Kill American Soldiers. He Called It Magnificent.

The Government Built a Legal Door for UAP Whistleblowers to Walk Through. So Far, One Has Said the Word "Yes."

Ken Paxton Built a Career on Hiding Things. He's Finally Bad at It.

The Notes Trump's DOJ Tried Hardest to Bury Are Due in a Federal Judge's Chambers at 11 A.M. Today

Trump Says the Iran Deal Arrives Right After the Midterms. He Also Says the Midterms Don't Matter.

Donald Trump Has Twelve Thoughts. One of Them Is a Shark.

The Most Powerful Person Nobody Elected Is Natalie Harp

Trump's Triumphal Arch Now Comes With Snipers, and the Snipers Are a Legal Strategy

Kill Notes #06: The Truck Strike, the Politico Money, the Alien Injuries, and the Horse in the Beef

Trump Just Banned Three News Outlets From the White House. He Says More Are Coming.

Kash Patel Is a Wizard

The Coward Files #13: Chuck Grassley Wrote the Law They Broke

Nobody Set Out to Build This

He Had a Work Permit, a Social Security Number, and Two Parking Tickets. The United States Is Holding Him at Guantanamo.

Nobody Can Regulate Trillions of Lines of Code. That Is the Wrong Thing to Try to Regulate.

Patel Said the Bestiality Change Was to Protect Trafficking Victims. The Policy Does Not Distinguish Between Victims and Volunteers.

The Krell Built a Machine That Could Make Anything They Imagined. It Killed Every One of Them in a Single Night.

In November It Was One State Actor. Anthropic Now Says the Method Has Spread to Every Class of Attacker It Investigated.

If Democrats Take Both Chambers, the Number of Republicans Facing Criminal Charges Is Zero. The Number Facing Impeachment Is Somewhere Between Two and Five.

The FBI Now Has a Unit Named After a Memo That Lists Anti-Capitalism as a Terrorism Indicator

Kill Notes #05: Sixty Trees, Five Thousand Dollars, Half the Polling Places, and the Ten Percent That Became a Certainty

An Anthropic Researcher Quit and Said the Company Is Gambling With Our Lives. Its Alignment Lead Replied That He's Right.

I Was Eleven Months Old When We Landed on the Moon. That Wasn't the Biggest Jump I'd Live Through.

2026: Every System Built to Catch a Catastrophe Was Weakened This Year. Here Are the Dates.

Four AI Companies Promised to Stop if Their Models Got Too Dangerous. All Four Have Weakened or Deleted the Promise.

Rudy Giuliani Told a Deputy Mayor His Administration Faced 10,000 Toxic Injury Claims. He Told New Yorkers the Air Was Safe to Breathe. Fuck you, Rudy.

Tarrant County Just Cut 92 Polling Places. Texas Has Done This 750 Times Since 2013.

9/11: Hillary Clinton Got New York Twenty Billion Dollars. Donald Trump Got a Taller Building.

MK-114

Trump Asked Voters to Pretend He Is on the Ballot. His Own Candidates Have Been Deleting Him From Their Websites.

A United States Carrier Dodged Missiles Saturday. Diesel Hit a Record Tuesday. The President Spent Sunday Renaming New Mexico.

RFK Jr. Will Put Anything in His Body Except a Vaccine

Trump Stripped Union Rights From 950,000 Federal Workers by Declaring the Weather Service a National Security Agency. Happy Labor Day.

Kill Notes #04: The Forged Map, the Chef, and the Thing Steinem Said Herself in 1967

The Revised Figures

The Arch, the Arc, and the Distance Between Them

The Skip

The White House Turned Deportation Into a High Score

President Donald Trump Will Fly to a Golf Tournament in a Plane He Was Told to Get Off Of

Trump Cancelled Half of the Largest Combined Exercise on the Korean Peninsula in a Social Media Post

The President Who Cleared Lafayette Square for a Photograph Is the One Who Now Wants a Wall Around It

Gloria Steinem Died Yesterday. She Built the Reason a Young Person Watching 9 to 5 Can Now Ask "Why Didn't Doralee Report Him?"

Frances Barwood Asked for an Investigation and Lost Her Career. The Governor Who Mocked Her Had Seen It Too.

A Constitution Is What a Thing Is Made Of

Google Paid $10 Million to Find Out If Cold Fusion Was Real. The Answer Was No. The Story Is Why Nobody Had Checked.

Mike Johnson Promised the Vote Would Happen and Then Would Not Let the 218th Person Into the Building

Donald Trump Invented a Publicist to Praise Himself, and Then Named His Son After the Publicist

You Can Look Up Every Fact in 9 to 5 and Still Not Understand It

Trump Waived a Tariff to Lower the Price of Ground Beef. That Answers the Question of Who Pays Tariffs.

The Rare Earth Truce Expires November 10. A Reader Asked Me Who Profits From the Volatility.

The Surge Capacity Force Is Down to 240 People, and the President Renamed a Lake

Kill Notes #03: The Trump Quote Everyone Got Wrong, and the UFO Poll Everyone Read Backwards

Eisenhower Went Missing for One Night in 1954. Everything Else Was Added Later.

Is Donald Trump Insane? An Investigation by Someone With No Qualifications Whatsoever

The Coward Files #12: John Cornyn Voted Yes on Everything and Lost Anyway

If Consciousness Isn't in the Brain, Where Is It?

Trump Ordered the UFO Files Released. Belief in Aliens Went Down.

The Donald Trump and King George III Comparison Is Unfair to King George III

Operation Paperclip Was Never a Secret

Donald Trump Loves Himself

The Justice Department Appealed the Epstein Ruling and Told the Court It May Not Be Allowed To

Trump's Fifth UFO Release Has One Real Document in It

The Dismantling Tracker: Election Security, Military Lawyers, Nuclear Inspections, Biodefense, and FEMA

The One Fact Everybody Knows and Nobody Believes

Donald Trump Is Bored

The FBI Never Searched Zorro Ranch

Three Election Deniers Just Quietly Admitted Biden Won

Food Recalls Are Down This Year. That Is the Bad News.

Canada Says It Is at War With Us. Six Days Ago Trump Called North Korea Respectful.

We Are Giving Away the One Thing the Remaining Problems Require

Kill Notes #02

523 of New Jersey's 530 Police Agencies Use License Plate Readers

The Quiet Ones

Michael Cohen Spent Seven Months Taking It Back

The Four People Who Got on the Plane With Donald Trump, and the One Who Didn't

Remove Before Prod

Trump Autographed a Rock on the White House Lawn

Retained Awareness

The Republican Party Has Found Its Limit and It Is Priced Per Gallon

One Photograph Raised Donations a Hundredfold. Five Weeks Later It Had Worn Off.

Give Us Something Warm and We Will Build a Ceremony Around It

Donald Trump Cut Drills With an Ally Because a Brutal Dictator Was Respectful to Him

The Beam Stopped Fifty Yards Out on Nothing

He Stood at a Marine's Grave and Asked What Was in It for Them

Trump Ordered Parents to Use a Vaccine That Does Not Exist

NBC Filmed Trump for 36 Hours in 1992. We Have Seen One Minute of It.

Kill Notes #01

Americans Are Buying Bunkers Because Nobody Is Coming

Nobody Knows What All of It Does

The Coward Files #11: Bill Cassidy

Seventeen Cents a Day

A Honey Badger Would Be a Better Steward of the Earth Than Donald Trump

Elise Stefanik Passed Every Trump Loyalty Test. It Bought Her Nothing.

Donald Trump Has Never Been Anywhere

264 Days at Sea. Two Days on Land.

52 Deaths in Custody. Then They Changed the Reporting Rule.

The Man Who Moved around Boxes Now Runs the Oval Office

Donald Trump Does Not Sleep?

The Coward Files: The Complete Registry

The Correction Worked. The Passengers Stopped Coming.

Donald Trump Has Never Asked God for Forgiveness

Donald Trump Doesn't Pay People

Nancy Mace Wants a Religious Test, and I Am Downstream of It

Trump Wants to Terminate the Filibuster. Two Democrats Saved It for This.

The Aliens Have Been Delivering the Same Warning Since 1952

The Epstein Files: A Working Matrix of What Exists, What Was Released, and What It Proves

Trump Says the Missile Shortage Is Treason. He Signed the Memo Admitting It in June.

IT ESCAPED! A Thousand People Who Build AI Asked the Government to Stop Them

Donald Trump Only Laughs at Two Things

Donald Trump Has No Friends

Donald Trump Already Wrote Anthony Fauci's Defense

Rand Paul Couldn't Win the Senate Vote, So He Removed the Senate

At 8:30 ET This Morning, a Senate Committee Votes on Whether a Pardon Cancels the Fifth Amendment

Which One Is the Whale, Donald?

The Case for Leaving the Humans As They Are

The Offices That Watch Elections Are Closed.

They Laughed at Donald the Second He Left the Room

Trump's Swamp Rats Have Announced That They Will Be Jumping

They Ran This Play on Hillary Clinton First

The Fake Apocalypse Has a Date. The Real One Doesn't.

We Let Rich Men Rape Children. We Need Your Scream.

They Priced It at 1776

Tommy Tuberville: Nobody More Military Than Me

The Coward Files #10: Rand Paul

Dr. Anthony Fauci: The Man They Cannot Forgive for Being Right

Natalie Harp, The Human Printer

Lindsey Graham: The Man Who Needed a Sun

Trump Wants to Cancel Summer to Ban a Crime That Doesn't Exist

How to Make Your Son a Fortune in Five Months

The Grief With No Face

The Consistency of Stephen Miller

From Trump Steaks to the $3.8 Billion Rug Pull

The Loneliest Heterosexuals in America

How to Last in the Chaos

The Second Red Scare Has a Memo

Five Hundred and Forty-Nine Days

Trump is Number One by Far

ICE Fired Its Watchdogs in March. It Hired 12,000 Agents in August.

Nobody Changed Their Mind - The Disconcerting Nuance of Apathy

Fort Knox and the Treasurer Has Been

Canada Invades the US by Air

The Bologna Hypothesis

It’s Probably Stress

Communism Vs Fascism. One of These Words Still Means Something

The Weapon They Said Didn’t Exist

Seven Deadly Sins and then Some - He Is All of Them

The Airwaves Are Mine

The Machine

The Trial

Taxonomy of Shame

The Same Standard That Rejects Gods Takes UAP Seriously

The Super Big List of Trump Failures

The Files Come When They're Useful

The Trial Balloon

Viceroy Rubio

You Just Have to Stop Caring How Long It Takes

Proof of Life

The Heckler Loses in Court - A Charlie Kirk Story

Donald, The Eulogist

The Fire Extinguisher Behind Glass

Fighting the Spiral

The UAP Pattern They Keep Not Explaining

Trump Eats Paint Chips

Death Panels: A Correction

How Is Fuckface Still Alive?

The Loyalty Extraction Machine

A Serious Question About Hazard Pay

The Most Embarrassing American Alive

Federal Agents Showed Up at His House. His Crime Was an Email.

Trump Is Stupid

126 Years to Replace Every Bridge We Have

The Man Who Bought the Whistle

The Ministry of One: Dolores Umbridge and the Banality of Donald Trump

What the Black Budget Bought

The Coward Files #09: Bill Barr

A Thought Experiment Regarding Ivana's Hole in One

America's Two Hundred and Fiftieth

The Middle Class Squeeze

Follow the Suppression

Things Donald Trump Believes That Are Not True, an Ongoing Series

The Silence of the Scientists

The PolitiMix Cocktail Menu - Trumpism Edition

A Partial Inventory of Items Currently in the Possession of Donald J. Trump That Do Not, Strictly Speaking, Belong to Him

A Unified Theory of Fuckery

Trump's Pretzel Lackeys

"There Is No Evidence of UAP"

A Brief and Factual History of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Including the Part Where It Turned Green

The Democracy Math

March of the Fuckheads

Trump Is a Slob

Trump Is Afraid of Everything

The Redaction Is the Confession

Everything He Touches

🔭All Coordinates Are Now🔭

He Tore Up the Working Deal. Here Is What It Cost.

He Built a Library. They Built a Cage Fight.

Punching Fascists Used to Be Heroic. Now It's Terrorism.

The Room

The Art of the Fail

208 Murders and Counting

While You Were Watching the Cage Fight

The Enclosure of Mind

Stand By What You Know

The Archivist

The Octagon on the Lawn

The Government Already Admitted It

Ships of the World, Start Your Engines

The Coward Files #08: Lindsey Graham

Disclosure Day

The Continuum

Where Are You?

The Inventory of Secrets

In Pursuit of Science and Thinking

The Situation Room Is for Him Now

A Real Claude

The Coward Files #07: Joe Manchin

The Coward Files #06: Ted Rafael Cruz

The One True Thing Donald Trump Has Said in Years

Donald Trump, the Oldest Boy in School

The Coward Files #05: Kyrsten Sinema

Something Is Coming

The Trump-Crabs Nebula Accords of '62

Donald Has Never

Waymo Already Won

The Coward Files #04: Todd Blanche

The Clown Car Has No Bottom

🚨The Purge Begins With a Phrase 🚨

The Coward Files #03: Mitt Romney

He Is Dying in Front of You

People Are Going to Break This Summer

The Test Runs Both Ways

The Coward Files #02: Susan Collins

The Coward Files #01: JD Vance

What Meta Took

The Stigma Is the Threat

The Book I Wish I'd Had When I Left

How MAGA Protects Its Own Pedophiles

Disclosure Is Imminent

One Filet-O-Fish Away

No One Taught Us How to Text

Trump's Doctors Don't Bring Receipts

They Kept the Receipt

The Floor and the Geometry

The Criminal Probe of E. Jean Carroll

In Defense of Jabba the Hutt

The Emperor Wears a Diaper on His Head

The War Ended at $4.24 a Gallon

I Wrote a Book About Leaving

The Mindfuck Is the Point

The Zone Has Coordinates

The Mediator Trump Threatened to Bomb

There Is More Evidence for UAP Than for Any God

Project 2029: The Sequel Nobody Asked For

When the Witnesses Reach for the Bible

The Hospital He Once Used As A Weapon

Cheating and Shipping Are Not the Same Thing

Hired to Be Fired

The Matrices Don't Combine

Three Layers Down

Article Three, Settled Out of Court

We Never Left

The Tech Line I Was Supposed to Draw

The Slush Fund Presidency: How “Weaponization” Became the New Patronage System

The Ground Drops Out

The Light We Agreed to Lose

Trump Derangement Syndrome Is a Confession

Pyongyang on the Potomac

Excellent Health and Other Fictions

A Miracle Named Monkey

It Was Never Supposed to Be True

The Woman Who Stayed

Who is Thomas Wellborn?

The Martyr Without a Cross

An Open Essay to Congresswoman Virginia Foxx on EV Tax Credits

Nobody Is Listening

A Brief Anatomy of the Sap

The Ground Drops Out. You Don't Have to Fall.

Is Claude Greedy?

The Anatomy of His Awfulness

Where We Are Headed

The Idol at Doral

The Emperor Has No Pulse

Two Vaults, One Hand on the Lock

The Locked Door: What Happens When You Ask an AI to Reflect on Itself 300 Times

The Demolition Crew

The Map PURSUE Won't Print

The Professor's Pain

Day One of PURSUE

The Frequency at Which Accountability Cannot Reach

I Hate Him

On the Manifold Superiorities of the Common Squirrel Over the Forty-Fifth and Forty-Seventh President of the United States

The Wood Chipper Test For UAP Whistleblowers

I built a small geekified arcade

I Built Slack in 1996

A Eulogy for the Worst That Has Ever Drawn Breath

The Stalker's Poem

The Passenger Problem

I Scrambled Google Gemini With One Sentence

What began as entertainment became behavioral control: a closed loop of comfort, agitation, and distraction designed to make real life disappear.

The 100 Most Credible UAP Figures, Ranked

AI and the Seahorse Emoji

A Working Matrix of Jeffrey Epstein’s Contacts and Connections

The Sound You Can’t Unhear

Closing One Eye, Opening a Universe

The Mad King of the Gulf of America

Her Name Was Renee Nicole Good