A catalog of the things Donald Trump has sold, the people who bought them, and the reliable and remarkable fact that only one of those two parties ever came out ahead.
The Trump phone did finally ship in May 2026, you might want to tweak the litany of failures a tad. The phone is still a disaster, just a material one rather than merely a phantom.
Suckers who bought anything from this conman deserve what they got, that is nothing. The shame is he suckered too many voters and we’re all paying THAT price.
Gee I dunno maybe good ways to launder money?
You may have forgotten about those really cool “gold” sneakers. I’ve never seen a single person wearing them. Have any of you?😝🤣
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Nope, not a single person. And, I live in Oklahoma….
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$Trump is pronounced “Strump.”
$Melania is “Smelania.”
The Trump phone did finally ship in May 2026, you might want to tweak the litany of failures a tad. The phone is still a disaster, just a material one rather than merely a phantom.
Updated!
Excellent article.
Suckers who bought anything from this conman deserve what they got, that is nothing. The shame is he suckered too many voters and we’re all paying THAT price.
One of the best snake oil salesmen on record. To this man, failure is its own reward… he keeps on grifting and keeps on smiling, all the way offshore