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Joseph Felser's avatar

I don’t think Hannibal Lecter minds the fat. Maybe he’s our last, best hope.

Bobbi's avatar

I've always believed he was capable of horrifying acts. This list substantiated my beliefs. I've heard him talk about each one of these. He needs to be in a mental hospital, not running our country. It's embarrassing, it's disgusting, it's horrifying.

DebbieD's avatar

I laughed the whole way through this. Well, the serious parts - where he turns his thought rooms into policies isn't funny - but I was still laughing from the rest. Thank you, Tom.

Reeve Rickard's avatar

There is a small, removable plastic piece in shower-heads called a flow-inhibitor. Landlords like them because the reduced flow keeps water bills down.

You unscrew the shower head, take the inhibitor out with a pair of needle nose pliers and screw it back on. Problem solved.

Donald Trump does not solve problems he creates them.

William Watson's avatar

Well done! National policy determined by the limits of a small mind centered on its own convenience.

Miles vel Day's avatar

"He has a name for this. He calls it “the weave.” He has explained that he will talk about nine different things and they will all come back together, brilliantly, at the end"

That's why they call him 'The Human 'Curb' Episode."