It has come to my attention that certain federal employees are required, as a condition of their employment, to stand within arm's reach of Donald Trump for extended periods of time.
Anytime Trump's fragrance is mentioned, only bronzer and hair products are mentioned as sources. But we all have it from credible sources that the president lacks control of his bowels. Do his expellations not stink, like Kim Jong Un's? I also have it from less credible sources that the president's personal hygiene rituals are less than thorough. Doesn't that add to the whole experience as well?
Wouldn’t it almost be worth to lose your job over this scenario…
Turning to him slowly, commenting “Man, you stink!”
Anytime Trump's fragrance is mentioned, only bronzer and hair products are mentioned as sources. But we all have it from credible sources that the president lacks control of his bowels. Do his expellations not stink, like Kim Jong Un's? I also have it from less credible sources that the president's personal hygiene rituals are less than thorough. Doesn't that add to the whole experience as well?
A golden retriever would simply leave! 🤣🤣 This made my day!
😆 🤣 😂
Putrid President??
The fragrant führer?